On Television

The Donald, please meet The Chris:

when i was in florida back in february my grand father coined a new nickname for me. while channel surfing we stumbled upon a rerun of the apprentice, my grandpa joked that someday i was going to be rich and famous just like donald trump (which incidentally i have 0 aspirations for), and that i’d be looking down on gr from chris towers. i laughed and said i should probably start telling people to call me “the chris” now so that when that happened there wouldn’t need to be any awkward transition to my new trumpesque moniker.