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Wisconsin's version of Survivor.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck! Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns! The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.

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