On Television

We have not discussed the third team, POW/beauty queen/ex-lovers Ron & Kelly. Their budding relationship shattered all over the floor at Heathrow, and an entire nation got to watch. Really, you wouldn't wish that on any couple. The parallel with more mature couples U & J and the Survivors was marked. Ron has to be the most emotionally tone-deaf guy I've ever seen. It's bad karma to make women cry; I learned this the hard way. Ron will find out. As for Kelly: you'll be all right, sweetie. It'll take some time. Do some reading while you wait. They...