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Well, my stint at “The Apprentice” is over. After serving two weeks in office, the people elected to give me a second term. But now it’s over, and it’s time to write my memoirs. There are so many interesting stories, starting with…

… oh yeah, there were those non-disclosure agreements. The ones that make sure that if I divulge even the tiniest details of my weeks Inside, I can be stripped of all my possessions, including several vital organs.

But still, I can let you in on a little of the journey, so long as I have my lawyers vet it before I post. So here, then, is my story.