On Television

Eddie Griffin and Ellen Degeneres is a picture I can't make in my head.

I'm purely a sit-down comic. At my best, I'm horizontal, well fed, and post-orgasm. Put me in a living room of friends & family & strangers & pets and I become a mix of Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, and Stephen Hawking. Add a large quantity of alcohol and I'm a lewd combination of Eddie Griffin and Ellen Degeneres.