On Television

When television first came out, film was the king. Now it makes sense to make films from television because we know so much about the subject.

New Rule: If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what’s playing on the other screens. The reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.