On Television

If you're going to be lazy, you might as well be lazy with Ellen Degeneres.

I haven’t blogged in like ten days (I say “like” because I’m too lazy to even count the days from when I last blogged. Ten is just such a nice number). I wish I could tell you that I’ve been filling my life with something slightly more productive (well, actually, I think that making a web site/writing a blog is productive. When I do either I feel as though I have accomplished something, and that, in my excruciatingly boring book, is the definition of productive), but I really have done even LESS than I did when I was blogging frequently. I haven’t cleaned my room in weeks, I have lately been physically unable to start my homework until after 10:00 PM, and on top of it all, I’ve watched Ellen Degeneres’ HBO comedy special twice a day for the past seven days (I could have just said “week”, but “seven days” is better for emphasis).