On Television

Sometimes it's impossible to figure out what to record and what to watch on television.

I made the critical error of choosing to record Law & Order: Sport Utility Vehicle because…silly, silly me…I naively thought I could stay awake until 10 p.m. and wouldn’t need the added benefit of recording The Amazing Race. Silly, silly me. I was out like a light at 9:30 p.m. What can I say, I’m up at 5:30 every morning.