On Television

An epic post on this Flavor of Love spin-off.

I've made my reservations known about the Flavor of Love spinoff I Love New York. New York herself frightens me, and her mom gives me the night sweats. I thought that the antics of a bunch of dudes couldn't possibly compare to the antics of a bunch of skanks competing for the love of a strange, improbable star. I was wrong, though; I hadn't reckoned on the magnificent entertainment capacity of the male of the species Skankus Americanus.