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This morning I am surfing on MSN’s homepage, and I come across this article. Talk about a scandalous show. Now for those of you who are enjoy Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and feel like subjecting yourself to this type of humor, go here and see for yourself.

Paris was on Letterman last night and I had no idea how much he liked her. I thought he would have been so whatever about her but he was totally into her. It’s like she puts some spell on men all over the world. She has this charm that makes men swoon. Paris was there to promote Simple Life and talk about her album. Dave asked her to sing but she denied him. She said she would have to come back for that appearance. Not to start any more rumors, but I have been hearing Ms Paris might be pulling a Milli Vanilli on us with this album of hers. Time will tell….

It’s nice to know they have put the Hilton family name and reputation to good use, along with their riches and choice of friends. You don’t see heiresses like Jenny LeRoy, Elizabeth Keisselstein-Cord or the Herst girls behaving in this manner. Even Nicole Richie made better choices and changed her appearance and habits. Nicole also remained virtually silent over the fall-out with Paris. Paris says she won’t ever talk about it again, but mentions it all the time and has recently brought it up even more because of “The Simple Life 4″ coming up. She says Nicole changed after the show started. If it hadn’t been for her, there would have been no show. Paris was lazy and almost mute in all the episodes except for saying her lame “that’s hot” and “ew.” Nicole made people laugh, did the most work, got them into trouble and created most of the situations on the show. At least both she and Lindsay achieved fame for reasons other than a sex tape.

Nicole Richie has apparently upset the parents of an 11-year-old boy during filming for The Simple Life 4 in Los Angeles. Nicole was being filmed when she stopped the boy who was playing on his driveway and asked him if he thought she was attractive. Nicole was pushing a baby carriage when she used graphic terms and a profane word when she asked the boy if he thought she was hot. The boy's father refused to sign a release form and instead complained to producers.

Paris Hilton has been branded a “hooker” by a pal of former fiance Paris Latsis for the way she treated him. The Simple Life star dumped the Greek shipping heir earlier this month after claiming she “wasn’t ready to get married.”

Socialite Paris Hilton is at the center of a Maryland police investigation after information leaked to the authorities claims she has allegedly offered teenagers drugs and alcohol. Baltimore Police officials have confirmed they're taking the reports very seriously, adding Hilton could face a hefty fine and jail time if she's found guilty. The allegations stem from an episode of reality show The Simple Life: Interns, when Hilton reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to "loosen them up" for a taped segment. One of the teens involved has told police, "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show." Baltimore Police Detective Chris Schaeffer tells US tabloid the National Enquirer, "These are serious allegations. We will certainly be investigating them." A spokesman for 20th Century Fox - the company behind The Simple Life - insists the allegations are false: "Paris would never endanger the welfare of a minor."

Hilton, star of Fox’s “The Simple Life,” had this advice: “Be very careful not to look in the camera. Always be camera-ready. And don’t trust the producers,” her mother said.

The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of “The Simple Life” reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, “I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it’s funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand.”

The big news is that hotel heiress and "The Simple Life" reality TV star Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend, Paris Latsis, her spokesman reports.

Because I'm sure that people who wouldn't have paid much attention to the ads will now because your group has told them that they're dirty. And not only do those people have minds and eyes they also buy burgers. I know that if I were anywhere near a place where there was a Carl's Jr. or a Hardee's I'd spend six bucks on one of those burgers just to spite the PTC. When you look at the ads, you have to ask if the PTC would have been so indignant if it wasn't Paris Hilton in those ads, if it were some no name model not the star of The Simple Life and those notorious amateur sex videos. I doubt it. The PTC cites the fact that the ad has been run on sports programs "that parents and grandparents might understandably assume would be free of sexually offensive content" but it's a fact that the commercial in question is no raunchier than a lot of beer ads that have been a staple of TV sports for decades. And they were costumes that are a lot skimpier than what Hilton is wearing. They are, if I'm not mistaken, called bikinis. In addition the earlier ads for the Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger (featuring a "no-name" model riding a mechanical bull in slow motion while eating a burger) is arguably just as sexy. Both ads are on the Carl's Jr. website.

‘Sexy heiress Paris Hilton claims she hates the sight of her own body. The stunning socialite claims stripping off in new movie ‘House Of Wax’, made her cringe. The 24-year-old star of ‘The Simple Life’ told Smash Hits magazine about her dislike. Paris said: “I had to undress for one scene. I was like, ‘I don’t like my body.’”

The Carl's Jr burger commercial shows Simple Life star Paris Hilton clad in swim suit and eating a Carls Jr hamburger while car washing a Bentley. Paris Hilton was eating a Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger. That proved too hot to handle and eventually visitors came in droves, causing the server to crash.

First off, let me say i completely hate Paris Hilton. But when i saw one of my friend's looking for some kind of closure with her opinions, i start to worry. I've seen the show "The Simple Life" and its about the dumbest thing i've ever witnessed. It's telling girls "look at us, we're sluts and we have money, being ditzy is funny." Honestly, thats what the show is all about - whether you want to admit it or not.

So the real question is: does Paris Hilton get waxed? I won’t tell you if she gets wacked, that would ruin the fun, but she definitely does not get waxed. I was hoping they’d put some wax in her and put her on display at the end of the movie. They could have tied in some clever Simple Life asides.

He particularly loved the first season of Paris Hilton’s The Simple Life. “You can watch that show for six hours,” Cohen says, “and your brain is still empty.”

She was dumped as Paris's on-air tweedle-dee in a bid to "sex-up" the fourth series of The Simple Life which will now feature Paris and Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly, cavorting in bikinis on the beach in Hawaii.

Also, The Simple Life Mobile--Paris & Nicole intern, unsuccessfully, right on your phone. The #1 selling mobisode in America. (!)

Fox still won’t confirm anything, but those whispers that Kimberly Stewart will replace Nicole Richie on the next season of “The Simple Life” have turned into roars.

Paris Hilton has ditched Nicole Richie from the fourth series of their Simple Life TV show - after a joke went wrong. The blonde heiress had invited friends round to watch a video of her Saturday Night Live performance - but prankster Nicole reportedly put on Paris' infamous sex tape instead. After a massive row, the former best friends are said to be completely ignoring each other.